Things They Twittered
Las Vegas, NV
taopauly: RIP Bobby Murcer
taopauly: just puked up my ohop breakfast. bacon bits in vomit. about 5 hours ago from
taopauly: I'm super sick. How do I know? I slept seven straight hours.... without drugs.
taopauly: I'm soooo tired.... I attempted to open up the front door to the house by clicking the UNLOCK button on my car keys
Gamblingblues: Sock shopping today. I am a wild man.
snailtrax: Anyone here ever masturbate with a tapioca pudding soaked cheesecloth? My uncle needs to know.
SnailTrax Has anyone else ever sprained their ankle while masturbating on the toilet?. I kinda need to know.
SnailTrax: iggy, do that trick where you say you have a piece of gum stuck to your shorts, and when they look it's really just you holding your sack.
SnailTrax: I'm 32 today, thus marking ten full years since I've seen my penis without the use of a mirror. I miss seeing my penis.
otis: asks what I'm doing. I'm ashamed to say I'm watching what has to be the final season of Happy Days. I think Fonzie is suicidal.