Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The Things They Twitter'd...

By Pauly
Hollyweird, CA

Actual thoughts and words from friends...
If I'm on foot and being chased by a big, black truck, the last thing I'm going to do is run down the middle of the road!

I should take bets on how long until I delete my twitter account. then sign up and delete it again.

Sold the Porsche today.

One day I'm gonna hunt down those bastards at freecreditreport.com. I'm gonna hit 'em, and they're gonna fall. And I'm gonna laugh.

E potamus unum: out of many hippos, one.

Zach Braff's attempt to grow a beard is pitiable and revolting, as if he smeared roadkill across his face and assumed he looks like Eastwood
Thanks to Ryan, MeanGene, April, Marty, Owen, and Michele for making me laugh.

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