More Reality Haikus

By Pauly
Los Angeles, CA

I watched Hoarders and Intervention, which means I have a few more haiku's inspired by other people's addictions...

Huffing at fifteen
Mom of twins got hooked on smack
Now working the pole

Greek Sugar Daddy
Keeps Michelle drugged up all time
Pays for Xannies

Roi's floor is sinking
Flooded basement full of crap
Impending collapse

Crazy dog lady
Loves her pets more than daughter
Cats ate roach poison