Saturday, November 19, 2011

Reality Haikus: Beetles, Lesbian Freezers, and Flattened Kittens

By Pauly
San Francisco, CA

Here's three more haikus inspired by Hoarders...



Filthy stuffed bunnies
Contaminated bedroom
Beetles under bed

Cats hide in ceiling
Ten kittens flattened to death
House reeks of urine

Lesbian hates life
Hides dead kittens in the fridge
Twenty-five sick cats

More reality TV-themes haikus here.

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