tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535834.post5540214679606013951..comments2023-08-25T09:54:34.488-04:00Comments on Tao of Pauly: Indigents with Cell Phones, Howling Alley Dogs, and Orphaned SocksPaulyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020689398161655082noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535834.post-42099237533721766202010-08-30T16:16:10.000-04:002010-08-30T16:16:10.000-04:00Here is my take on the orphaned socks issue. I ha...Here is my take on the orphaned socks issue. I hate doing laundry, but it is inevitable, so, here is the plan. <br /><br />I throw out all my old socks. I go to WalMart and buy three six packs of identical socks. Eighteen pair will get me through two weeks without doing laundry and give me a couple of days to spare. So, I wash the socks, pull them out of the dryer and toss them in the drawer. No sorting, no time-consuming matching socks into pairs and (best of all) no zizzing and fritzing like I had with the damned tropical fish.<br /><br />If I lose a sock, who cares? For a while, I may have an odd number of socks in the drawer, but in a month or two, it will even back out. This goes on for a year or so. Then, I throw out all the old socks, go to WalMart and buy another set of identical socks. Repeat as necessary.<br /><br />But, Harold, you say, how can you wear identical socks with all your various trousers, slacks, jeans and shorts??? Let me tell you something. Any guy who tries to match his socks to his outfit is a douche-bag. Fuck him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535834.post-19711817165944744782010-08-29T13:48:40.000-04:002010-08-29T13:48:40.000-04:00The thing that perplexes me the most about the hom...The thing that perplexes me the most about the homeless guy with a cell phone is who is he calling/texting with it? Are there other homeless people running around with cell phones? Do they also have chargers for said cell phones?<br /><br />Maybe he is using it to post twitter updates, or let people know where he currently is via four square. Maybe he is using it to connect to the GPS tracker he has placed in all of his socks so that he can find the orphaned socks.Michael Reednoreply@blogger.com