Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Things I Missed While Living in Hell for the Last 7 Weeks

By Pauly
Las Vegas, NV

George Carlin died. Shit Cunt Muthafucker Twat.

Willie Randolph got canned by the Mets. ust wait a year until Giradi gets fired from the Yanks and the job is yours.

Hillary dropped out of the presidential race. Someone going to shoot Old Yeller already?

Britney's sister, Juno Lynn Spears, recent squeezed out her baby.

Angelia dropped twins out of her vag... in France of all places.

The Knicks drafted some Italian guy with the nickname The Rooster.

Skippy got married... in California!

A-Rod getting a divorce?

Oli hits a new high. US dollar versus the Euro hits a new low.

Tiger won the US Open in a playoff.

The Celtics whooped the Lakers in the NBA finals.

Mike Meyer's new flick bombed.

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