Tao of Pauly

And the Pauly Goes to....

By Pauly
Hollyweird, CA

It was a hotly contested race. In the first day of voting, the Rooster jumped out to an early lead. However, Profesional Keno Player Neil Fontenot and Oti were neck in neck during the mid-week, with Otis holding a slight lead for that duration. Late on Wednesday, Shronk made a tremendous surge when he manipulated a loophole in the voting system. He stayed near the top of the pack as the race headed down the final stretch. On Friday morning, it appeared that Shronk was on his way to victory when supporters for Otis and PKPNF voted enn masse at the last minute.

When the dust settled... Professional Keno Player Neil Fontenot edged out Otis and Shronk by the slimmest of margins.

Final Results:
Pro Keno Player Neil Fontenot (29%)
Otis (28%)
Shronk (28%)
The Rooster (10%)
Uncle Ted (6%)

Congrats to PKPNF! And stay tuned for his Tao of Pauly Best Actor acceptance speech.
PKPNF: Best Performance from a Male Lead in a Tao of Pauly Video