Los Angeles, CA
I was in the middle of destroying a pastrami sandwich when Nicky asked me how much would I pay to put my face in the middle of Scarlett Johansson's fleshy breasts.
"$1,000," I blurted out.
The follow up question was about two lap dances roughly 3.5 minutes apiece.
"$2,000."
That happened to be the same price that I'd pay to spooge over Scarlett's boobies in case you were wondering.
I can't believe this was the topic of conversation last night, and that my girlfriend, a former studio-exec initiated the conversation. Only in Hollyweird.
Now she knows what you'd pay, and we know how long it'll take you.
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