I often like to break tradition, but every Christmas morning I do the same thing... get incredibly stoned to the bejesus. The second thing I do... is re-read Auggie Wren's Christmas Story.
I know, you're getting deja vu or pissed that I've become a lazy stoner who recycles content. But yeah if this story sounds familiar, it is because I pimp it out every December 25th. Or, if you are a fan of 90s indie cinema, you might have heard the monologue via the Brooklyn-centric film Smoke (directed by Wayne Wang).
Happy Christmas to your consumer-addled family members!
Crap. Another year shot. Got my tax statements from employers. I think my resolution this year, without promising anything, mind, will be to stop working.
ReplyDeleteNew Year, Hoss. It will be a good one. Uh! That's and order.
Yes, sir!
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