Calgary, eh?
How about the Stanley Cup Finals!??! I picked Clagary before the playoffs started... and hopefully the will hold onto their 3-2 lead and take the cup back to Canada this year (sorry, Skippy). Last night, the Flames won in OT. Another exciting game.
By the way, I fucking hate the LALA Lakers. I'm pulling for the Detroit Pistions in the NBA Finals.
Friday, June 04, 2004
More Referrals: Naked Smurfette, Absinthe, Sex with Pregnant Girls, Tunisian Snatch... and the Tao of Pauly
I cannot make this stuff up. In the last 24 hours, the following web searches drew me random visitors... one from the UK!
Yesterday someone searching for: Paris Hilton's High-end Purse Collection wandered onto my poker blog, the Tao of Poker. Here's what I wrote in resposne:
I cannot make this stuff up. In the last 24 hours, the following web searches drew me random visitors... one from the UK!
Smurfette NudeSeriously. Type: Lindsay Lohan's boobs into AskJeeves... you'll get this site.
Tunisian Pussy
Absinthe
Sex with Pregnant Girls
1970s Decade
And of course...
Lindsay Lohan's boobs
Yesterday someone searching for: Paris Hilton's High-end Purse Collection wandered onto my poker blog, the Tao of Poker. Here's what I wrote in resposne:
And for Paris Hilton's high end purse collection seekers... you're shit out of luck... If I got drunk enough on a flight from Vegas to NYC, while sitting in first class with Phil Laak, I'm sure the degenerate gambler in me could be cajoled by the Unabomber or even Boy Genius into taking a dump in one of Paris Hilton's high end purses, instead of the standard deviant defecating on a beverage cart boisterous behavior. I'd love to see the look on Paris' face when she opens up her purse to powder her nose and finds a nice hunk of the Tao of Poker in her designer, baby seal skin, $1200 handbag... big enough to hold a compact, a cell phone, a vibrator, and one full bowel movement.Yep, I've been getting some weird side traffic from random web searches.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
More Celebrity Poker
Haley's favorite show is on tonight. Check out the latest episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo at 9pm EST. For you non-poker players, here's an opportunity to learn about some of the basics of Texas Hold'em poker, while watching your favorite B-list celebrities battle it out for cash. I would not recommend watching Celebrity Poker to learn how to play winning poker... but I would suggest anyone who is remotely interested in learning the rules and betting structures. It's a very non-intimidating approach to poker, so maybe you'll pick up a few things.
For real poker, watch the World Poker Tour every Wednesday nights at 9pm EST on the Travel Channel (replays on Saturdays at 6pm EST).
Haley's favorite show is on tonight. Check out the latest episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo at 9pm EST. For you non-poker players, here's an opportunity to learn about some of the basics of Texas Hold'em poker, while watching your favorite B-list celebrities battle it out for cash. I would not recommend watching Celebrity Poker to learn how to play winning poker... but I would suggest anyone who is remotely interested in learning the rules and betting structures. It's a very non-intimidating approach to poker, so maybe you'll pick up a few things.
For real poker, watch the World Poker Tour every Wednesday nights at 9pm EST on the Travel Channel (replays on Saturdays at 6pm EST).
Congrats to Ugarte!!
Who knew? Ugarte is the second funniest Jew and the funniest lawyer in NYC! He took second place on Tuesday and first place last night! He's kicking ass. Read all about his exploits over at Rick's Cafe. Yep, I'm proud of the guy! Good work.
Who knew? Ugarte is the second funniest Jew and the funniest lawyer in NYC! He took second place on Tuesday and first place last night! He's kicking ass. Read all about his exploits over at Rick's Cafe. Yep, I'm proud of the guy! Good work.
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