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Derek Jeter's Stalker's Night to Remember From the NY Daily News: "The blond woman who dashed brazenly onto the field Opening Day and slipped her phone number to Derek Jeter had a night to remember, but not with the hunky Yankee shortstop. Kristilee Wilcox spent night in jail after failing to make court appearance in connection with April dash on field to give Derek Jeter her phone number. Makeup artist Kristilee Wilcox said her crush instead got her 16 "horrible" hours in the slammer with junkies, jerks and a woman, as big as (Yankees) pitcher David Wells, who stole her sandwich. "It was the longest night of my life," said Wilcox, 24, who told the Daily News that creepy cellmates scared her and a guard taunted her." Read More Here. What will Jordanna say of this?