Thursday, November 21, 2002

Lizzie Grubman has her own website: lizziegrubman.com. You can also view: Lizzie's Mug Shots. Among other neat things...

and here's Lizzie Grubman's woes — as David Letterman sees 'em... with a Top 10 list!

Top 10 of Lizzie's complaints about life behind bars:

10. No one talks about the Hamptons, just people they've "shivved."
9. Can't borrow the other girls scrunchies without getting head lice.
8. Surly servants act more like a bunch of armed guards.
7. Plenty of wall space, but no plasma TV.
6. Who taught these people how to make a mocha latte?
5. They tried to take away my shoes and belt — like I'd wear a belt with Capri pants.
4. Meal servers give attitude when you order off the menu.
3. Denied a court-supervised visit to Bloomingdale's.
2. Two hundred women sharing three showers. What is this, Vassar?
1. You can't, like, leave.

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