First of all, this is the funniest thing I saw on a blog in a very long time. Of course, anything involving donkey fucking is non-work safe. Man, Daddy hit a home run with this post called: How to Fuck a Donkey. Here's a bit:
Before we go any further I think it is important that everyone know the proper way to fuck a donkey. There are several approaches, but none more efficient than this one. I prefer to call this the "Backdoor Cut" approach, but it is also known in parts of Appalachia as "Slapjacking," "Mule Greasing," and "The Old Rough n' Tumble."Man, seriosuly, that was the Best Post of 2005 for sure. Amen, brother.
If you like Kate Beckinsale as much as I do... you'll dig some pics of her at the beach.
How about a story from the Village Voice on CIA kidnapping rings?
The largest ever ecstasy bust recently happened in Australia. Melbourne police just scored themselves 5 million tablets! Damn. Someone's gonna have a good time tonight.
Today's Pothead of the Day award goes to this clown: Tornado Uncovers Pot Operation In Palm Bay Man's Home. Yikes.
How about more drug news? Read up about the Alpine Rose Motel in Colorado. There is some freaky shit going on there! Here's a bit:
Drug dealers who didn't want rooms at the motel could pay $10 to roam the premises selling drugs. Methamphetamine also allegedly was available at the motel.Remind me to book the Alpine Rose the next time I'm in Colorado.
Once, when an undercover officer was sitting in a car across the street from the Alpine Rose, two women walked out of the motel and approached him. One of the women asked through the car window if he wanted to buy something.
"He asked her what she was selling and she replied that it would be $40 for her and $20 for the rock of crack that was in her hand," court documents say.
Lastly, how about some S'mores? Now in new magic mushroom flavor! Sheriff's Office Investigating Spiked S'mores is a hilarious read. Here's a bit:
Make sure you know who made that S'more before you eat it. The Benton County Sheriff's Office Drug Task Force is investigating sales of the popular Girl Scout dessert possibly laced with psilocybin mushrooms, an illegal hallucinogen.Where can I score some of those?