Thanks to Jenna who sent me this hilarious gem off of Craig's List called To my one night stand.... The ending is just fucking hysterical! Here it is:
And I thought it would have been trashy for you to fuck me outside the bar by that dumpster where that bum barfed all over himself and the dog was eating his own feces. At least I could have pulled my panties up and gone in for another drink.Oh my. Wonder what Briana was doing last weekend?