5 Random Things I'm Going to Do in Las Vegas...
1. Win the betting pool... "Who's the poker blogger to puke first?" (My pick: Otis)
2. Beer bowling at 4 AM
3. Do all my Christmas shopping at the Elvis Museum
4. Bluff with The Hammer at least five times
5. Try to get a Bellagio hooker to give me a "poker bloggers" discount
Elvis is the fuckin' King!