Tyson Afterthoughts...
Yes, that Mike Tyson fight sucked! I saw two high school girls get into a more entertaining fight on a subway platform a month ago. I know there was a lot of hair pulling and nail scratching from an heavy set black girl, who held a sizebale advantage over a petitte, yet wiry hispanic girl, who kept calling her "Aunt Jemima". Everyone who had gathered to watch (mostly HS students and a random suit) were hootin' and hollerin' and telling one girl to throw the other onto the subway tracks before it got broken up by transit cops who swooped in from out of nowhere. But shit... that cat fight lasted at least 5 minutes! That's five times longer than last night's circus act. They should have put that subway fight on pay-per-view.
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