First Annual Paulywood Awards
Thanks for your votes in the Oscar Pool. Your votes were also used to select the winners of the First Annual Paulywood Awards from the original list of Oscar Nominees. Consider yourself the first Academy Members! The winners will recieve a minature naked copper coated statue of me, holding my nuts and covering my genitalia in an uncomfortbale and awkward position. Senor will personally deliver them to the proper winner.
You voted AND now the Paulywood Award Winners...
And the Pauly goes to... (please no crying or anti-war speeches or rants...)
CHICAGO wins Best Picture
Martin Scorcese (Gangs of New York) for Best Director
Daniel Day Lewis (Gangs of New York) for Best Actor
Nicole Kidman (The Hours) for Best Actress
Chris Cooper (Adaptation) for Best Supporting Actor
Meryl Streep (The Hours) for Best Supporting Actor
Adaptation written by Charlie Kaufman for Best Adapted Screenplay
Charlie's Goldfish written by Paul McGrupp for Best Original Screenplay
Bowling for Columbine(Michael Moore) for Best Documentary
Gangs of New York (Michael Balhaus) for Best Cinematography
Hero (China) for Foreign Film
Lilo & Stitch for Animated Film
Thanks again, my first award! And for everyone who voted for me, I'm truly touched. Winning bullshit awards is really why I always wanted to be a writer and work in Hollyweird. The money, drugs, and hookers, were a close third besides getting a nice tan. Thanks.