Heady News Update...
Hot off Drudge! The wild and the wacky. A ruskie mutant girl with X-ray vision? Girl Has X-ray Vision is a must read.
Here's a bit: "Sixteen-year-old girl Natalya (Natasha) Demkina... possesses "dual vision". She is capable of discerning a person's internal organs without using X-ray or ultrasound. Natasha has already disproved several medical diagnoses and has not made any mistakes. A series of medical experiments... provide substantial and undeniable proofs of the girls' unique abilities. "Growing up, my daughter was just an ordinary child," states Natasha's mother... "Natasha started to talk when she was only 6 months old. At 1, she could already recite Pushkin and Nekrasov by heart. By 3, Natasha mastered the alphabet and learned to operate a snowmobile... Since early childhood, Natasha has been resistant to cold temperatures. She practically walked around naked till winter. She once walked barefoot in the snow. Overall, she was just a normal kid..."
The last line was the funniest! Hey lady, your kid is a fucking alien!
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