Thursday, February 05, 2004

"Stupid People" News Roundup: Pot Growing Tips, Dumb Gunman with a Shotgun, Cool Kids Too Cool for Coats, Fake Birth Control Scam, Cat Shit Madness, Horny Guy Killed by Wife, and Dog Rape Goes Wrong

1. Website Ships Fake Birth Control Patch... and this is why you shouldn't buy birth control over the internet... from India!

2. Goofy Gunman Nailed After Asking Police for Directions... in Japan? Oh my! Here's a bit:
A shotgun-armed schoolteacher who popped into a police box to ask for directions to the office of a Tokyo-based loanshark has been arrested, police said Tuesday.Kazumasa Yoshida, a science teacher at a junior high school in Iruma, Saitama Prefecture, has reportedly admitted that he got lost while on his way to storm the debt-collectors' office.

3. Husband Killed for Having Sex with Another Woman in Front of His Wife! Evem I am at a loss for words!

4. Dog Rape Attempt Goes Astray... file this one under: Dog Bites Man's Penis! Here's a bit:
He noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside. But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

5. Radio Show Gives Pot Growing Tips! Nice... very nice. Here's a token bit:
The green-fingered presenters at the Beechgrove Garden have been left with red faces - after giving a caller advice on how to grow cannabis during a live radio show. The horticultural experts... thought the man calling the Beechgrove Potting Shed show on Radio Scotland was asking them for tips on how to grow cabbages. The caller... phoned the show last Sunday and spoke about Northern Lights - a type of cannabis, which is also a variety of cabbage.

6. Kids Too Cool to Wear Winter Clothing... you might be cool today, but you'll be knocked up with two kids by the end of the decade.

7. Cat's Shit Posions Vet for Three Days... only in Sweden.

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