I cannot make this stuff up. In the last 24 hours, the following web searches drew me random visitors... one from the UK!
Smurfette NudeSeriously. Type: Lindsay Lohan's boobs into AskJeeves... you'll get this site.
Tunisian Pussy
Absinthe
Sex with Pregnant Girls
1970s Decade
And of course...
Lindsay Lohan's boobs
Yesterday someone searching for: Paris Hilton's High-end Purse Collection wandered onto my poker blog, the Tao of Poker. Here's what I wrote in resposne:
And for Paris Hilton's high end purse collection seekers... you're shit out of luck... If I got drunk enough on a flight from Vegas to NYC, while sitting in first class with Phil Laak, I'm sure the degenerate gambler in me could be cajoled by the Unabomber or even Boy Genius into taking a dump in one of Paris Hilton's high end purses, instead of the standard deviant defecating on a beverage cart boisterous behavior. I'd love to see the look on Paris' face when she opens up her purse to powder her nose and finds a nice hunk of the Tao of Poker in her designer, baby seal skin, $1200 handbag... big enough to hold a compact, a cell phone, a vibrator, and one full bowel movement.Yep, I've been getting some weird side traffic from random web searches.
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