Say hello to your new German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Maybe she can finally explain to me why her people are enamoured by David Hasselhoff?
Madonna trashes TV in a recent interview. She won'tlet her kids watch the boob tube. Yawn. I guess she doesn't want her kids to watch her awful movies like Who's That Girl?
This one is for Bobby Bracelet and his micro penis! Apparently, Russian oligarchs ready to pay millions for huge penises.
Nomah!!!! Holy shit. Nomar Garciaparra will soon join Baywatch after his heroics. He saved two women from drowning in Boston Haaaaaa-bahhhh.
Space Tourist Gregory Olsen is back home after a trip to the International Space Station. Lucky fucker.
In drug news...
US-Canadian-Spanish authorities bust huge cocaine smuggling ring. Damn Mounties just drove up blow prices!
Speaking of blow... Federalies found 13 bags of cocaine in Boy George's apartment. For fuck's sake George, that's a lot of friggin' coke!
File this one under: Only in Wisconsin! Man arrested after daughter eat's father's pot brownies! No rumors on whether or not she dropped out of school right away and decided to follow Phish!
Sons and Muggers is a review of a Elizabethtown and Domino from Slate. Kiera Knightly = yummy.
The blogger who loathed me is a funny and touching read from Salon about a writer who was constantly trashed by a blogger... and now he seeks his revenge!
Saage Love is one of my favorite parts about reading the Village Voice. In this week's column, a reader asks if he could fail a drug test by drinking contaminated urine?
Gothamist had a great post about the 1970s being the best decade for NYC movies. I happen to agree. Taxi Driver slays them all of course. Don't mess with Travis Bickle! Here are some of my favorites that made the list:
The French Connection (1971)My parting shot today is this hilarious headline... Jessica Alba Bakes with Convicted Felon.
The Godfather (1972)
Mean Streets (1973)
Soylent Green (1973)
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
Death Wish (1974)
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
King Kong (1976)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Annie Hall (1977)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
The Warriors (1979)