Thursday, October 20, 2005


I just got back from Sin, a strip club. I went with Grubby and Bad Blood. Oh man. I only spent time with two strippers but I must have dropped almost $300 on the two combined. One was a petite black gal from California and the other was a six foot blonde from Nevada.

Here are five hilarious things that Grubby said to strippers:
What CD do you have playing in your car/stereo?
How many cocks can you fit in your ass?
Will you give me a lap dance to a Tiffany song?
Do you workout at the Las Vegas Athletic Club?
How much were your implants?
Stay tuned for a new installment of Existetialist Conversations with Strippers.

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