Sine I'm a big fan of strip clubs, it's natural that I blog about the exec who was sued for $241K tab at Scores in NYC. Now I don't feel too bad about dropping $300 this week at Sin.
Today's Kiera Knightly link of the day is a lukewarm review of Domino courtesy of Slate.
As a sports fan, a writer, and a semi-sports writer (I write for Fox Sports dammit!)... I laughed at this gem published in the NY Times ESPN Sports-Speak Is Increasingly Also Becoming Sports-Write.
File this one under: Man fucks dog, eh! Yeah, a Canadian man was arrested for sexually assulting the family dog.
This one was a horrifying read: Mother tosses her three kids into San Francisco Bay. I wonder if she'll slip in the Mother of the Year rankings?
Another Hollyweird acress is knocked up and not by me. Gwyenth Paltrow has a second bun in her oven. She named her first kid "Apple." Here are my suggestions for baby names:
1. ChairIn a cheap shilling attempt, BoDog.com agreed to pay Allen Iverson's clothing fines this year after the NBA started a new dress code. Getting ready to fork over some $$$ guys, because The Answer has plenty of "bling!"
2. Kiwi
3. Jameson
4. Legacy
5. Orange!
Wow, this reminds me of one of my acid flashbacks... Armed clowns rob donut store.
Bloggers pissed off at Google for the increasing splogs in their comments sections. What do you expect for free?
This next article reminded me what's great about NYC! No body can derail trains from schedule. Here's a bit:
One kid pulled a pair of black and red wires, probably computer cables, from his knapsack and left them dangling from the bag's side.Congrats to the winner of Tao of Pauly's Crackhead of the Week.
"Check this out," he told his friends.
The teen then placed the bag on the floor near the door to the next car. At Queens Plaza, the kid popped his head out of the car and told the conductor that there was a suspicious package on board the train.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are being temporarily delayed," the conductor announced moments later. "We are sorry for the inconvenience."
A man on the train, aware of the prank, jumped from his seat and snatched the kid's knapsack from the floor. He hurried to the door, pushed the kid out of the way, and hurled the bag across the platform. Textbooks, notebooks, pens and pencils, an iPod and strands of wire burst from the bag on impact.
"That's my bag," said the young man who planted the allegedly suspicious package, running after his belongings. "Are you crazy?"
"Not crazy, just tired!" the man answered before turning to the conductor in the booth.
"We found the owner of the unattended bag - false alarm," he informed the conductor, then jumped back on the train.
Art Musuems were another casualty of Hurricane Katrina. The New Orleans Art Museum has to reduce it's staff. So sad.
Lastly, Joe Torre will be back for one more year of heartbreak as the Yankees manager. Let's hope he gets Bernie Williams back for one more year too!
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