Tuesday, December 31, 2002

Dave Simanoff sent me this e-mail:

Hey Pauly --

Just thirteen hours 'til you enter the New Year with Phish! Are you psyched? If you could be any Phish-loving animal, what animal would you be and why? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Phish Food ice cream bar?

What comes to mind when I write the following: "In 1972, a crack band was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire Phish."

How many fish could a Phish bitch fish if a Phish bitch could fish fish? Do Phish girls just wanna have fun? Would you like to sleep with the Phishes? Did you leave your heart in San Fran-Phish-co?

Which is your favorite snack food:

A. Pepperidge Farm Gold-Phish
B. Swedish Phish
C. Phish and chips
D. Phishfingers

Have you heard the following saying: "Give a man a Phish CD, and he'll listen for a day, but teach a man how to be Phish, and he'll make great music forever"? Have you read Dr. Seuss' classic, "One Phish, Two Phish, Red Phish, Blue Phish"?

Your Phishy pal,
Dave

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