Gambling on the Olympics... Maybe?
If the Olympics aren't cancelled for security reasons, that will give me a rare chance to gamble heavily in the summer. Normally, the only professional sports played in the summer are baseball and woman's professional basketball. Only fools gamble on baseball, and only degenerate gamblers wager on chick hoops. Since I am neither, I am eagerly awaiting the Olympics to arrive so I can throw my money around and gamble on obscure sports like woman's weightlifting and badmition. Gamblers are looking for an edge, and if I get a positive variance in any of the events, like the woman's 100m breakstroke, then I'm all over it! Should make some good side prop bets with Boy Genius.