Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Got Coke?

Got any blow, Mary-Kate?

So Ashley is the anorexic twin and Mary-Kate is the cokehead? I wanna know which one to hit on next time I see them. I guess I should say, "Hey man, do you want some cheesecake?" If she says no, then I have to find the other one.

Id you don't know, those Got Milk! ads featuring the Olsen Twins have been pulled due to sensitivity issues! I guess they were worried about all the cokehead jokes that would ensue. Man, if I knew teenaged cokeheads drank milk... I would do it more often.

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